1. I have had 3 surgeries on my left knee, all before the age of 24. My knee sounds like Rice Krispies now.
2. Running a 5K involves training, which means waking up at the buttcrack. Which I am too lazy for.
3. Running with puffy milk boobs hurts. Plain and simple.
4. I despise laundry and really don't need any more clothes to add to my pile.
5. I hate running. I can't breathe through it and I think it's boring, and should only be reserved for when someone is running after you with an ax. Or a gun. Or a machete. You get it.
So what possessed me to start running back in April? Aside from the obvious chubby post-twin body and being in the worst shape of my life, I signed up with some friends for the Dirty Girl Mud Run - a 5K muddy obstacle course. (August 4th - soo excited!) I downloaded the Couch to 5K app on my iPhone to sort of help prepare for this. I have a love affair with my phone, so I suppose reality is that I couldn't let my phone down by not finishing the program it's using so much of its memory on. Thus began my commitment on April 26th when I "ran" a nearly 13 minute mile. Lamesviille. This was 1 minute jogging, 1 minute walking, and so forth.The weeks ticked by and pretty soon I was up to running 5 minute stretches - then 8 - then 20 -eventually, 30 minutes of straight running. Then, 4 mile goals vs. time goals. I have said many times before, I am not a runner, so even 30 minutes without stopping seems big to me.
I'm running my first 5K this Saturday, the Dirty Girl on August 4th, and in October will be doing a 10K!
(What the???!!!?!?)
Reality is that anyone can become a runner if they decide that's what they're going to do. It is completely mind over matter. I'm dang stubborn so I am enjoying the challenge - both mentally and physically - that this has brought. I would not say I love running, though. I need goals, and I need a clear outline of how to get there. I love accomplishing goals more so than the actual activity I think. I've wrapped up the 5K iPhone app and replaced it with this training schedule:
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| (This is my month ahead. Balls!!) |
Saturday is just around the corner. I'm nervous and excited. And ready. I'm not planning on setting any records - just me getting out there and running without stopping from start to finish is record in itself!
(PS - the 5 AM awakenings remain a struggle for me. How is it that a twin mommy can be up at allllll hours of the night for a year, and then when your only challenge is to sleep all night and wake up early for something NON-baby related, it's nearly impossible?!?!?!)










So proud of you!
ReplyDeleteGirl, you rock. I think the same you that you used to about running. I hate it because I can't breathe & like the some ecard - my thighs clap for me, hahahaha!
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